New Roman Vibes — Et Tu, Algorithm? Tee

The algorithm giveth, and the algorithm ghosteth.
This shirt immortalizes the tragic fall of Julius Caesar... now starring as the main character who got shadowbanned. The Et Tu, Algorithm? Tee reimagines betrayal in the age of digital empires — a sculptural Caesar mid-stab, mid-scroll, mid-collapse. You were loyal. You posted. And yet...

For creators, thinkers, doom scrollers, and anyone who’s ever whispered “why am I not viral?” to the cold glow of their phone at 2am. 

Product Features

• Unisex 100% cotton t-shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001)

• DTG-printed in rich vintage golds and tech-blue circuit background

• True-to-size, with relaxed fit

• Machine washable and mob-resistant

Perfect For

• Latin nerds with TikTok trauma

• Creators shadowbanned by fate

• Digital philosophers and meme senators

• Anyone who appreciates the comedy of decline

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  Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50