





Goddess Complex — Roman Statue Crop Tee
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A slim-fit statement piece for the mythologically hot and mildly unhinged.
This cropped shirt features your new patron saint of power: a classical statue blowing bubblegum and radiating pure main character energy. Perfectly balanced between vintage art and viral irreverence, it's made for those who'd rather be worshipped than understood — and who treat reality like it's in beta.
Wear it when:
You’re commanding attention at brunch
You’re manifesting chaos in a bookstore
Or you’re simply vibing, knowing you're the plot twist
Product Features:
• Slim fit, cropped length hits just above the natural waist
• Flattering crew neckline with side-seam construction for shape
• Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, editorial fit
• Shoulder tape: twill tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching
• Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear
• Direct-to-garment front print: soft, vibrant, and built to last
• Boutique-worthy tones: White, Bone, Coal, Pale Pink
• Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed cotton
• Built for the timeline, but worthy of a temple
• For adults only
Spiritual Fine Print:
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalate, and formaldehyde level requirements.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
Wear with irony, confidence, and sunscreen
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.70 | 19.69 | 20.67 | 21.65 | 22.64 |
| Length, in | 17.32 | 17.72 | 18.31 | 18.70 | 19.09 |
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