New Roman Vibes — SPQR ‘Get That Bread’ Tee
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Maybe the best joke on any timeline.
This tee memorializes the grind like it’s carved in marble. The SPQR ‘Get That Bread’ Tee features a classical pedestal engraved with your daily mantra, flanked by laurel leaves and crowned with a golden loaf. It’s ancient ambition baked fresh.
Printed large and unapologetic, this is for emperors of the algorithm, senators of side quests, and everyone who understands that hustle culture started with the grain dole. Caesar didn’t rise without carbs.
Soft, classic, and ready to rise.
Product Features
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Unisex cotton tee with crisp DTG print
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Printed in sepia-toned marble tones with hyperreal detail
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Comfortable, relaxed fit — no tunic required
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Machine washable, altar-ready
Perfect For
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Classics students with side hustles
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Artisan bread lovers
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Deadpan philosophers
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Content creators who grind with honor
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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